The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always answer the phone politely but when I do i pull my hairline back and say "thank you for calling jiffy lube, jim speaking"

I don't always answer the phone politely but when I do i pull my hairline back and say

I don't always smack, But when I do, 2 min always gets stupid.

I don't always smack, But when I do, 2 min always gets stupid.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go full retard. But when I do, I do it for the the people.

I don't always go full retard. But when I do, I do it for the the people.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse reddit at work But when I do, I do it at boss meetings

I don't always browse reddit at work But when I do, I do it at boss meetings  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smoke weed with friends But when I do, they need to chill the fuck out

I don't always smoke weed with friends  But when I do, they need to chill the fuck out  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always drink dos equis but when i do, it's because they didn't have guinness

i don't always drink dos equis but when i do, it's because they didn't have guinness  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always flip my shit But when I do, it's over a tabletop RPG

I don't always flip my shit But when I do, it's over a tabletop RPG  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on facebook But when I do, I'm shit faced drunk

I don't always post on facebook But when I do, I'm shit faced drunk  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, i refresh constantly afterwards

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, i refresh constantly afterwards  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My mom doesn't always make pie But when she does, it's fucking rhubarb

My mom doesn't always make pie But when she does, it's fucking rhubarb  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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