The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cut myself shaving, but when I do, I lose a quart of blood.

I don't always cut myself shaving, but when I do, I lose a quart of blood.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read UNL crushes but when I do, I stumble upon an oddly specific description of my best friend

I don't always read UNL crushes but when I do, I stumble upon an oddly specific description of my best friend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always email colleagues. But when I do, I make sure to cc sups to ensure a proper ass chewing.

I don't always email colleagues. But when I do, I make sure to cc sups to ensure a proper ass chewing.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't have children but if I did they'd belong to all of you

I don't have children but if I did they'd belong to all of you  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go on facebook... but when I do, i go on Win or Fail

I don't always go on facebook... but when I do, i go on Win or Fail  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't go on facebook but when I do,i go on Win or Fail

I don't go on facebook but when I do,i go on Win or Fail  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always order sangria but when I do, I say its for my girlfriend

I don't always order sangria but when I do, I say its for my girlfriend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to the cutest girl I know but when I do, I apparently am requested to tell my whole life story.

I don't always talk to the cutest girl I know but when I do, I apparently am requested to tell my whole life story.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need to cough but when I do I have a mouth full of soda.

I don't always need to cough but when I do I have a mouth full of soda.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always karmawhore but when i do, it's my cakeday

I don't always karmawhore but when i do, it's my cakeday  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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