The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mum doesn't always piss me off But when she does i remember to step on all the cracks

Mum doesn't always piss me off But when she does i remember to step on all the cracks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ok Mr. President when are we going to ban pressure cookers?

Ok Mr. President when are we going to ban pressure cookers?  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think about you But when I do, you think im playing

I don't always think about you But when I do, you think im playing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always play LoL Just kidding i always do

I dont always play LoL Just kidding i always do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to bars to pick up girls but when I do, they recognize me from the Dos Equis commercials

I don't always go to bars to pick up girls but when I do, they recognize me from the Dos Equis commercials  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat all of dad's graps but when I do i buy him some more

I don't always eat all of dad's graps but when I do i buy him some more  The Most Interesting Man In The World

When opportunity knocks and total Awesomeness is not home Opportunity Waits....

When opportunity knocks and total Awesomeness is not home Opportunity 
Waits....  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw things on my roomate's bed but when I do, they're my boogers

I don't always throw things on my roomate's bed but when I do, they're my boogers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink my own piss but when I do I FILL IT UP IN A FUCKING BOTTLE!

I don't always drink my own piss  but when I do I FILL IT UP IN A FUCKING BOTTLE!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always date a man with a beard But when I do I make sure to rub his face between my thighs

I don't always date a man with a beard But when I do I make sure to rub his face between my thighs  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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