The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always scratch my balls But when i do, I smell my fingers after

I don't always scratch my balls But when i do, I smell my fingers after   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to crap really bad but when I do, one of my roomates is always in the bathroom

I don't always have to crap really bad but when I do, one of my roomates is always in the bathroom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always party with Zack Fischer but when I do, shit gets shut down real quick

I don't always party with Zack Fischer but when I do, shit gets shut down real quick  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go as fast as I can on a bike But when i do, it's because there is a sign telling me how fast I am going.

I don't always go as fast as I can on a bike But when i do, it's because there is a sign telling me how fast I am going.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always cheat on my wife, but when I do It's with her 18 year old sister.

I dont always cheat on my wife, but when I do It's with her 18 year old sister.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the Lord's name in vain but when I do I just say unicorndamn all of you!

I don't always use the Lord's name in vain but when I do I just say  unicorndamn all of you!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take shits at other people's houses But when i do, it's very loud and messy

I don't always take shits at other people's houses But when i do, it's very loud and messy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see 18 year old girls naked but when i do, i feel like a dirty old man

I don't always see 18 year old girls naked  but when i do, i feel like a dirty old man  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth after every meal but when I do, I have a dentist appointment coming up

I don't always brush my teeth after every meal but when I do, I have a dentist appointment coming up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put the sprinklers on but when I do, it's pouring down rain from a tropical storm

I don't always put the sprinklers on but when I do, it's pouring down rain from a tropical storm  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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