The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to metalcore but when I do, I prefer every time i die

I don't always listen to metalcore but when I do,
 I prefer 
every time i die  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want Jack in the box tacos for breakfast but when I do, i was really drunk the night before.

I don't always want Jack in the box tacos for breakfast but when I do, i was really drunk the night before.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have history readings but when I do, they can be in french, german, or czech

I don't always have history readings but when I do, they can be in french, german, or czech  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hate people, but when I do, I hate them for fucking life.

I don't always hate people, but when I do, I hate them for fucking life.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to poop on the car ride home but when I do, i get stopped by every red light

I don't always have to poop on the car ride home but when I do, i get stopped by every red light  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always impersonate Batman but when I do, I deepen my voice and make it raspy

I don't always impersonate Batman but when I do, I deepen my voice and make it raspy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pretend to care about African war criminals but when I do, it's because I just watched a 30 minute video

I don't always pretend to care about African war criminals but when I do, it's because I just watched a 30 minute video  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't consider myself to be homophobic but you sir, are the first person to make me think "Maybe westboro baptist church is right"

I don't consider myself to be homophobic but you sir, are the first person to make me think

I don't always crave attention from my spouse but when I do, it's when they are in the middle of fighting a boss

I don't always crave attention from my spouse but when I do, it's when they are in the middle of fighting a boss  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always row 3 seat but when I do, I die inside

I don't always row 3 seat but when I do, I die inside  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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