The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always break the law But when I do, I break faces too.

I don't always break the law But when I do, I break faces too.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sit in the crowd But when I do, I complain until i get on deck

I don't always sit in the crowd But when I do, I complain until i get on deck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always BBQ for large groups But when I do, I forget to check the propane.

I don't always BBQ for large groups But when I do, I forget to check the propane.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always swallow razor blades But when I do, I shit blood for weeks

I don't always swallow razor blades But when I do, I shit blood for weeks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch football, But when I do, the Bears lose.

I don't always watch football, But when I do,
the Bears lose.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always work on the weekend... But when I do, I email *EVERYONE*.

I don't always work on the weekend... But when I do, I email *EVERYONE*.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post to r/debatereligion But when I do, I don't have time for a long, convoluted debate

I don't always post to r/debatereligion But when I do, I don't have time for a long, convoluted debate  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post interesting links on Facebook But when I do, I get them from reddit

I don't always post interesting links on Facebook But when I do, I get them from reddit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always vocal about my atheism but when I am, I'm just as annoying as other religious people

I'm not always vocal about my atheism but when I am, I'm just as annoying as other religious people  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always harsh squee, but when I do, I tell small children that Santa isn't real.

I don't always harsh squee, but when I do, I tell small children that Santa isn't real.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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