The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make fish puns but when I do, I do it just for the halibut

I don't always make fish puns but when I do, I do it just for the halibut  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always clean my apartment but when I do, I find weed in the weirdest places

I don't always clean my apartment but when I do, I find weed in the weirdest places  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lock the door when I shower But when I do it's because I am masturbating

I don't always lock the door when I shower But when I do it's because I am masturbating  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put my soda in the freezer to get it colder faster but when I do, I always fucking forget about it

I don't always put my soda in the freezer to get it colder faster but when I do, I always fucking forget about it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always win in overtime But when I do its on the first play

I don't always win in overtime But when I do its on the first play  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get called cute but when I do, I get turned down when I pursue her.

I don't always get called cute but when I do, I get turned down when I pursue her.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay on campus for the weekend, but when I do, it's like a zombie apocalypse.

I don't always stay on campus for the weekend, but when I do, it's like a zombie apocalypse.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get fired but when I do, I become your XO

I don't always get fired but when I do, I become your XO  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always study for my exams but when i do, I complain to my friends the entire time

I don't always study for my exams but when i do, I complain to my friends the entire time  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have class on friday's but when I do, I drink heavily the night before

I don't always have class on friday's but when I do, I drink heavily the night before  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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