The Most Interesting Man In The World

If you masticate You will be castigated.

If you masticate You will be castigated.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the bathroom at work... But when i do, I sit on reddit and pretend I had to take a shit.

I don't always go to the bathroom at work... But when i do, I sit on reddit and pretend I had to take a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always run fast to show my athleticism, But when i do, it's in front of a chick

I dont always run fast to show my athleticism, But when i do, it's in front of a chick  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to music But when I do, everybody suddenly wants to talk to me

I don't always listen to music But when I do, everybody suddenly wants to talk to me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always notice my typos before sending a text but when I do, i don't bother fixing them if the messege can stil be undurstod

I don't always notice my typos before sending a text 
 but when I do, i don't bother fixing them if the messege can stil be undurstod   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a brilliant idea for a post But when I do, I ... uh ... I was just thinking about it ... what was it again? Fuck!

I don't always have a brilliant idea for a post But when I do, I ...  uh ... I was just thinking about it ... what was it again?  Fuck!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spy for Lord Varys but when I do, I spy on dos dothraquis.

I don't always spy for Lord Varys but when I do, I spy on dos dothraquis.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always go thru the 10 items or less checkout but when i do, I always get stuck behind people buying at least 11 items

i dont always go thru the 10 items or less checkout but when i do, I always get stuck behind people buying at least 11 items   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make it to the front page But when i do it's because a quarter of the US is without power

I don't always make it to the front page But when i do it's because a quarter of the US is without power  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch Public Enemy's classic 1990 rap video, "911 is a Joke" but when I do, the YouTube comments mostly involve unlikely 9/11 conspiracy theories

I don't always watch Public Enemy's classic 1990 rap video,
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