The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a bad texter but when I am, I don't text back all fucking day

I'm not always a bad texter but when I am, I don't text back all fucking day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw a hissy fit but when I do, I sue the university.

I don't always throw a hissy fit but when I do, I sue the university.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go on the internet Holy Shit, I need to start going on the internet

I don't always go on the internet Holy Shit, I need to start going on the internet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use FaceTime... but when I do, I'm taking a shit.

I don't always use FaceTime... but when I do, I'm taking a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always yell "DIVISION" in the House But when I do, it's for a vote that is not close in the slightest.

I don't always yell

I don't always spam APM but when I do, I forget to build workers

I don't always spam APM but when I do, I forget to build workers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always misuse memes ALIENS

I don't always misuse memes ALIENS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get my facts wrong But when I do i post on r/atheism

I don't always get my facts wrong But when I do i post on r/atheism  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feign interest in astrology But when i do, there's usually boobs involved

I don't always feign interest in astrology But when i do, there's usually boobs involved  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always snort meth off a bowie knife But when I do, TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAH

I don't always snort meth off a bowie knife But when I do,  TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT 
YEAH  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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