The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit in my husband's heart but when I do I'm incredibly calculating about it

I don't always shit in my husband's heart but when I do I'm incredibly calculating about it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I rarely get a hit but when I do I make it a home run

I rarely get a hit but when I do I make it a 
home run  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always derive x^2 but when I do, I get dos equis

I don't always derive x^2 but when I do, I get dos equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always creep but when i do i choose facebook

i dont always creep but when i do i choose facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always change dirty diapers but when i do I wish i had pulled out sooner

I don't always change dirty diapers but when i do I wish i had pulled out sooner  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think patrons in bars are staring at me but when i do, there's a muted sports broadcast on the TV behind me

I don't always think patrons in bars are staring at me but when i do,  there's a muted sports broadcast on the TV behind me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play as a sniper in Black ops II but when I do, I get more kills with my pistol

I don't always play as a sniper in Black ops II but when I do, I get more kills with my pistol  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comb my beard but when I do it's to get the toothpaste out of my facial hair.

I don't always comb my beard but when I do it's to get the toothpaste out of my facial hair.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink from a wine glass but when I do its because I have no other clean glasses to pour my milk into

I don't always drink from a wine glass but when I do its because I have no other clean glasses to pour my milk into  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose to Penn State.... but when I do, i play for the michigan wolverines

I don't always lose to Penn State.... but when I do, i play for the michigan wolverines  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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