The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up Saturday morning pissed off but when I do, It's because that shitty dj blasts his music during the pee-wee football games at 8am. Everyone hopes you die.

I don't always wake up Saturday morning pissed off but when I do, It's because that shitty dj  blasts his music during the pee-wee football games at 8am. Everyone hopes you die.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always laugh at your stories but when I do, they usually start with Don't laugh

I don't always laugh at your stories but when I do, they usually start with Don't laugh  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always care about what day or time it is but when I do, its because all the numbers are the same

I dont always care about what day or time it is but when I do, its because all the numbers are the same  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always explore new parts of town at night but when I do, I'm on my sport bike and ridding thorough the hood

I don't always explore new parts of town at night but when I do, I'm on my sport bike and ridding thorough the hood  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always skip songs on pandora but when I do, it goes straight to an extensive commercial

I don't always skip songs on pandora but when I do, it goes straight to an extensive commercial  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss my teeth but when I do, I bleed a lot.

I don't always floss my teeth but when I do, I bleed a lot.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have trouble standing but when I do, it's at church

I don't always have trouble standing but when I do, it's at church   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always fall down stairs but when I do, It's because I had to avoid stepping on the cat

I dont always fall down stairs but when I do, It's because I had to avoid stepping on the cat  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat at McDonald's but when I do, I prefer a McGangBang

I don't always eat at McDonald's but when I do, I prefer a McGangBang  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have git write access but when I do, I commit

I don't always have git write access but when I do, I commit  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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