The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk on the phone but when i do I gesticulate wildly.

I don't always talk on the phone but when i do I gesticulate wildly.    The Most Interesting Man In The World

There aren't always screaming kids at Walmart Oh wait, yes there are

There aren't always screaming kids at Walmart Oh wait, yes there are  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pledge to public radio but when I do, I pledge to KPCC

I don't always pledge to public radio but when I do, I pledge to KPCC    The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always eat ramen but when I do, i put a couple ice cubes in it because i'm an impatient fuck

I dont always eat ramen but when I do, i put a couple ice cubes in it because i'm an impatient fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sleep but when I do, i sleep for 4 hours only.

I don't always sleep but when I do, i sleep for 4 hours only.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink wine but when I do, I'm watching game of thrones

I don't always drink wine but when I do, I'm watching game of thrones  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always leave poop skids inside the bowl but when I do, i try to pee them off for days

I don't always leave poop skids inside the bowl but when I do, i try to pee them off for days  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go out for massages But when I do, I get them from creepy old women

I don't always go out for massages But when I do, I get them from creepy old women  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always break up with women But when I do, it's them... not me

I don't always break up with women But when I do, it's them... not me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote comments Unless they're a reply to me.

I don't always upvote comments Unless they're a reply to me.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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