The Most Interesting Man In The World memes

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup

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I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of

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I don't always kill people But when I do, i do it how a duck on the internet tells me to

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I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

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I don't always find a song I love But when i do, I play it over and over until i fucking hate it

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I dont always drink from a straw But when i do, I blow the paper at whoever im with

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I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

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I don't always see dead bodies in movies but when I do i make damn sure the actor isn't breathing

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I don't always factor "participation" into my students' final grades but when I do it's always to penalize the ones who were assholes to me all semester.

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I don't always look up things on my smartphone But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

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The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup

I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of

I don't always kill people But when I do, i do it how a duck on the internet tells me to

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I don't always find a song I love But when i do, I play it over and over until i fucking hate it

I dont always drink from a straw But when i do, I blow the paper at whoever im with

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always see dead bodies in movies but when I do i make damn sure the actor isn't breathing

I don't always factor "participation" into my students' final grades but when I do it's always to penalize the ones who were assholes to me all semester.

I don't always look up things on my smartphone But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

The Most Interesting Man In The World