The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always want to cuddle but when i do, its when youre about to leave for work and wearing black pants

i dont always want to cuddle but when i do, its when youre about to leave for work and wearing black pants  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't usually hump your leg but when i do, i make sure you have visitors

I don't usually hump your leg but when i do, i make sure you have visitors  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always lick your face but when i do, it's immediately after licking my balls

i dont always lick your face but when i do, it's immediately after licking my balls  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always whine to go outside but when i do, i want to come right back in

i dont always whine to go outside but when i do, i want to come right back in  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always like to lick your feet but when i do, its when you're having sex and about to climax

i dont always like to lick your feet but when i do, its when you're having sex and about to climax  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I DONT ALWAYS BARF ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOUR BED BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE ITS RIGHT WHERE YOU'LL STEP IN IT.

I DONT ALWAYS BARF ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOUR BED BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE ITS RIGHT WHERE YOU'LL STEP IN IT.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always lick my bollocks But when I do, I make sure it's in front of everybody

I don't always lick my bollocks But when I do, I make sure it's in front of everybody    The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I dont always want to have sex But when i do. I want it ruff

I dont always want to have sex But when i do. I want it ruff  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always eat poop But when I do, I prefer my own.

I don't always eat poop But when I do, I prefer my own.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always lick your face but when i do, my breath smells like shit and i try to lick your mouth

I don't always lick your face but when i do, my breath smells like shit and i try to lick your mouth  The Most Interesting Dog in the World
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