The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always have huge balls but when I do, they are the size of coconuts

I don't always have huge balls but when I do, 
they are the size of coconuts  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, its actually a banana

I don't always drink beer But when I do, its actually a banana  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

Hi, my name is Rupert Murdoch

Hi, my name is  Rupert Murdoch  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always shit in front of you but when I do, I throw it at your head

I don't always shit in front of you but when I do, 
I throw it at your head  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always wear lipstick but when I do, it's usually pink. and your mother's.

I don't always wear lipstick but when I do, it's usually pink.          and your mother's.  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

SHAVED MY BODY..CHECK NOW ALL I NEED IS A FAKE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE

SHAVED MY BODY..CHECK NOW ALL I NEED IS A FAKE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always go to heroes but when I do, The girls go banana's

I don't always go to heroes but when I do, 
The girls go banana's  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I dont always drink my own piss but when I do, I drink it in the finest crystal.

I dont always drink my own piss but when I do, I drink it in the finest crystal.  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

a BLACK GUY LOOKS UP HIS FAMILY TREE I SHIT ON HIM

a BLACK GUY LOOKS UP HIS FAMILY TREE I SHIT ON HIM  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always throw my poop but when I do, it's at BC fans

I don't always throw my poop but when I do, 
it's at BC fans  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World
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