The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always get angry, but when I do, I rip your but cheeks off.

I don't always get angry, but when I do, 
I rip your but cheeks off.   The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always have yellow eyes but when I do, I'm high as fuck Caption 3 goes here

I don't always have yellow eyes but when I do, 
I'm high as fuck Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always throw my own feces... But when I do, I go ape shit.

I don't always throw my own feces... But when I do, I go ape shit.  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always fall for girls but when I do, they're cross-eyed, popcorn eating, half retarded, socially awkward, Wheelies

I don't always fall for girls but when I do, 
they're cross-eyed, popcorn eating, half retarded, socially awkward, Wheelies  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I taught Stigs everything he knows about sales ... ... and the fucking guy took my shirt

I taught Stigs everything he knows about sales ... ... and the fucking guy took my shirt  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I taught Stigs everything I know about sales ... ... and the fucking guy took my shirt

I taught Stigs everything I know about sales ... ... and the fucking guy took my shirt  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always look like a president... but when I do, i look like george w.

I don't always look like a president... but when I do, 
i look like george w.  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

Fuck Shit

Fuck Shit  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

I don't always drink my urine... but when I do, I'm upside-down.

I don't always drink my urine... but when I do, I'm upside-down.  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World

Yeah I know what I told ya, kid But do I look as if I know what the hell I'm talkin' about?

Yeah I know what I told ya, kid But do I look as if I know what the hell I'm talkin' about?  The Most Interesting Chimp In The World
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