The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i dont always want to be nice and affectionate but when i do itswhen your sleeping already

i dont always want to be nice and affectionate  but when i do itswhen your sleeping already     The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always sit on your lap, but when I do, it's right after i take a shit

I don't always sit on your lap, but when I do, it's right after i take a shit  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always pick up chicks But when I do, I eat them

I don't always pick up chicks But when I do, I eat them  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always bring home half a mouse but when i do, i want to lick your mouth

i don't always bring home half a mouse but when i do, 
i want to lick your mouth  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always wake you up at the crack of dawn Just kidding, yes I do.

I don't always wake you up at the crack of dawn Just kidding, yes I do.   The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always sneeze on you but when i do, i make sure i sneeze rigt on your eyeball

i don't always sneeze on you but when i do, i make sure i sneeze rigt on your eyeball  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always walk on you but when i do, i make sure i step on your balls and stick my asshole in your face

i don't always walk on you but when i do, i make sure i step on your balls and stick my asshole in your face  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always puke on the carpet but when I do, it's a distraction so I can puke on your bed

I don't always puke on the carpet but when I do, it's a distraction so I can puke on your bed  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always stick my head in the food bowl but when I do, it's when you're trying to put food in it

I don't always stick my head in the food bowl but when I do, it's when you're trying to put food in it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always stare at you But when i do, its because your pooping

I don't always stare at you              But when i do, its because your pooping  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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