The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always get really stoned but when I do, i roll a mean catnip blunt

I don't always get really stoned but when I do, i roll a mean catnip blunt  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't have massive diarrhea but when I do, it's foot away from the litterbox.

I don't have massive diarrhea but when I do, it's foot away from the litterbox.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, it's with a zombie that I was thrown at.

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, it's with a zombie that I was thrown at.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

You don't always read books in bed but when you do, I will try my damnedest to get between it and your face.

You don't always read books in bed but when you do, I will try my damnedest to get between it and your face.   The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always chew wires but when I do, I make sure it costs a fortune to replace

I don't always chew wires but when I do, I make sure it costs a fortune to replace  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's the loudest thing you've ever heard.

i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's the loudest thing you've ever heard.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always cough up hairballs but when I do, I do it on things you think are important.

I don't always cough up hairballs but when I do, I do it on things you think are important.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always throw up but when I do, I'll do it on your bed

I don't always throw up but when I do, I'll do it on your bed  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always get named "socks" because i have white paws but when i do, i think it's fucking lame

i don't always get named

I Don't Always Puke on the floor but when I do, I make sure it's right where you're going to step on it

I Don't Always Puke on the floor but when I do, I make sure it's right where you're going to step on it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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