The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always shit outside the litter box but when i do, i make sure to wipe my ass all over the carpet.

I don't always shit outside the litter box but when i do, i make sure to wipe my ass all over the carpet.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always scratch on the couch But when I do, I prefer a brand new leather sectional

I don't always scratch on the couch But when I do, I prefer a brand new leather sectional  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always attack your dog but when I do, It's because he's being a bitch

I don't always attack your dog but when I do, It's because he's
 being a bitch  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I usually don't eat anything unless it's Fancy Feast but when I do, It's usually the corpse of my recently deceased owner

I usually don't eat anything unless it's Fancy Feast but when I do, It's usually the corpse of my recently deceased owner  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually shove my nose up another cat's butt but when I do, it's because there's really interesting stuff going on in there that i need to know about!

I don't usually shove my nose up another cat's butt but when I do, it's because there's really interesting stuff going on in there that i need to know about!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

milk in a saucer? bitch, i want it all over your face

milk in a saucer? bitch, i want it all over your face  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always try to sit on your face but when I do, you're asleep and likely to suffocate

I don't always try to sit on your face but when I do, you're asleep and likely to suffocate  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually pick up chicks But when I do, I eat them.

I don't usually pick up chicks But when I do, I eat them.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk across laps but when I do, I make sure you're allergic to me

I don't always walk across laps but when I do, I make sure you're allergic to me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Kicking in the front seat Sitting in the back seat

Kicking in the front seat Sitting in the back seat   The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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