The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always lick your face But when I do, it's right after I lick my ass

I don't always lick your face But when I do, it's right after I lick my ass  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always kiss ass but when I do, its because i need you to do something for me

I don't always kiss ass but when I do, its because i need you to do something for me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I dont always fly across the galaxy but when I do, i become a poptart and shit rainbows

I dont always fly across the galaxy but when I do, i become a poptart and shit rainbows  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Cool story, Bro!

 Cool story, Bro!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always have to throw up but when I do, It's on your carpet

I don't always have to throw up but when I do, It's on your carpet  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk across your keyboard but when I do, I make sure to press the capslock key

I don't always walk across your keyboard but when I do, I make sure to press the capslock key  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always vomit but when I do, I make sure to do it on irreplaceable documents that you need

I don't always vomit but when I do, I make sure to do it on irreplaceable documents that you need  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to come inside but when you open the door, I'll stand there for a few minutes and contemplate my options

I don't always want to come inside but when you open the door, I'll stand there for a few minutes and contemplate my options  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to sit on your laptop but when I do, you're in my way

I don't usually want to sit on your laptop but when I do, you're in my way  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always eat your houseplants. but when I do, I will give them back to you partially digested.

I don't always eat your houseplants. but when I do, I will give them back to you partially digested.   The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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