The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always try to sell a U.S. Senate seat, but when I do, I get caught, tried and convicted.

I don't always try to sell a U.S. Senate seat, but when I do, I get caught, tried and convicted.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always testify in court, but when I do, I say things that will incriminate myself.

I don't always testify in court, but when I do, I say things that will incriminate myself.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always think things are fucking golden, but when I do, I try to get the most I can for myself for it.

I don't always think things are fucking golden, but when I do, I try to get the most I can for myself for it.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always quote famous poets, but when I do, I use poems that have nothing to do with my situation.

I don't always quote famous poets, but when I do, I use poems that have nothing to do with my situation.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always swear during phone conversations, but when I do, I'm caught on tape.

I don't always swear during phone conversations, but when I do, I'm caught on tape.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World

I don't always give things away for fucking nothing, but when I do, I say I'm doing it for the good of the people of Illinois.

I don't always give things away for fucking nothing, but when I do, I say I'm doing it for the good of the people of Illinois.  The Most Interesting Blago in the World
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