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The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work

The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Only stupid people claim to be abducted Because the aliens keep the smart ones

Only stupid people claim to be abducted Because the aliens keep the smart ones  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"This made me join Reddit" is a clever way to repost

companies give out scholarships To flood the market with college grads so they can offer lower salaries

companies give out scholarships To flood the market with college grads so they can offer lower salaries   Sudden Clarity Clarence

"That's great dear" Is GRANDMA'S VERSION OF COOL STORY BRO

Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs

Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs.
 Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

holy shit It's illegal for him to run in school zones

holy shit It's illegal for him to run in school zones  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Pawn Stars Is just a dumbed down version of antiques roadshow

Pawn Stars Is just a dumbed down version of antiques roadshow  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they're to prevent deaths from trampling not deaths from fire

they're to prevent deaths from trampling 
 not deaths from fire  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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