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When Gordon Ramsey calls someone a Donkey on TV He is actually calling them an ass

When Gordon Ramsey calls someone a Donkey on TV He is actually calling them an ass  Sudden Clarity Clarence

cell phones have replaced wrist watches which replaced pocket watches pocket watches have the last laugh

cell phones have replaced wrist watches which replaced pocket watches pocket watches have the last laugh  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If god was real then vampires would be too

If god was real then vampires would be too  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If brian gets a job... I'll have to do my own dishes!

If brian gets a job... I'll have to do my own dishes!   Sudden Clarity Clarence

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" Is the same melody as "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

napping is just sleeping with pants

napping
 is just sleeping with pants  Sudden Clarity Clarence

every tree is solar powered

every tree  is solar powered 
  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Fool you better brace yo self!

Fool you better brace yo self!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called a shower because its like a rain shower in your home

It's called a shower because its like a rain shower in your home  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A toaster has a burnt setting so that way people know what not burnt toast is

A toaster has a burnt setting
 so that way people know what not burnt toast is  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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