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The liquor store's "loyalty card" is like a membership to Alcoholics Anonymous

The liquor store's

This meme is just an obvious today i learned

This meme  is just an obvious today i learned  Sudden Clarity Clarence

morpheus never actually says "what if i told you..."

morpheus never actually says

Phelps can eat 12k calories a day Because hes always got the munchies

Phelps can eat 12k calories a day Because hes always got the munchies  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Shouldn't Snoop dogg Evolve into snoop wolf?

Shouldn't Snoop dogg Evolve into snoop wolf?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

*clubbing in new zealand Were the f**k is zealand

*clubbing in new zealand Were the f**k is zealand  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason gun fights in movies are grossly inaccurate is because they are filmed in California. where there is a large anti gun presence, and they have no realistic understanding of guns.

The reason gun fights in movies are grossly inaccurate is because they are filmed in California. where there is a large anti gun presence, and they have no realistic understanding of guns.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

if your life is a movie twitter is the voiceover

if your life is a movie twitter is the voiceover  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People who believe in god are dumb

People who believe in god are dumb  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They are called "country clubs" Because "golf clubs" was already taken

They are called
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