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Asian Students are better at math becuase they don't have to translate numbers

Asian Students are better at math becuase they don't have to translate numbers  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People can't relive their childhoods so they create new childhoods by having children

People can't relive their childhoods so they create new childhoods by having children  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Just heard that Hangout Music Fest Is better than this

Just heard that
Hangout Music Fest Is better than  this   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Internet 'trolling' Comes from 'trolling for fish', not 'under-the-bridge trolls'

Internet 'trolling' Comes from 'trolling for fish', not 'under-the-bridge trolls'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Parents lie about Santa Claus Because if they don't Christmas makes no fucking sense.

Parents lie about Santa Claus Because if they don't Christmas makes no fucking sense.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Krabby Patties are crab cakes Mr. Krabs is a cannibal and runs his own restaurant

Krabby Patties are crab cakes Mr. Krabs is a cannibal and runs his own restaurant  Sudden Clarity Clarence

gun control legislation creates a rush on guns and ammo making it impossible for stores to identify people gearing up for a mass shooting.

gun control legislation creates a rush on guns and ammo making it impossible for stores to identify people gearing up for a mass shooting.    Sudden Clarity Clarence

the Democrats desire to ban assault weapons is as logical as the republicans desire to ban abortions

the Democrats desire to ban assault weapons is as logical as the republicans desire to ban abortions  Sudden Clarity Clarence

/r/fiftyfifty is /r/spacedicks with a chance of boobs

/r/fiftyfifty is /r/spacedicks with a chance of boobs   Sudden Clarity Clarence

We're given a world we didn't make but we make the world we live in

We're given a world we didn't make but we make the world we live in  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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