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The alphabet Is literally "alpha beta"

The alphabet Is literally

Parents lie about Santa Claus Because if they don't Christmas makes no fucking sense.

Parents lie about Santa Claus Because if they don't Christmas makes no fucking sense.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Krabby Patties are crab cakes Mr. Krabs is a cannibal and runs his own restaurant

Krabby Patties are crab cakes Mr. Krabs is a cannibal and runs his own restaurant  Sudden Clarity Clarence

gun control legislation creates a rush on guns and ammo making it impossible for stores to identify people gearing up for a mass shooting.

gun control legislation creates a rush on guns and ammo making it impossible for stores to identify people gearing up for a mass shooting.    Sudden Clarity Clarence

the Democrats desire to ban assault weapons is as logical as the republicans desire to ban abortions

the Democrats desire to ban assault weapons is as logical as the republicans desire to ban abortions  Sudden Clarity Clarence

/r/fiftyfifty is /r/spacedicks with a chance of boobs

/r/fiftyfifty is /r/spacedicks with a chance of boobs   Sudden Clarity Clarence

We're given a world we didn't make but we make the world we live in

We're given a world we didn't make but we make the world we live in  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Poopy, poo-pee people say that to little kids because they often pee when they poop

Poopy, poo-pee people say that to little kids because they often pee when they poop  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Rage comics are reddits version of FML

Rage comics are reddits version of FML  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chuck E Cheese is just a casino for little kids

Chuck E Cheese is just a casino for little kids  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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