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Icee makes white cherry flavor so it doesn't stain the shit out of your mouth

Icee makes white cherry flavor so it doesn't stain the shit out of your mouth  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The stock exchange is baseball card trading for adults

The stock exchange is baseball card trading for adults  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they're called dental dams because they cover your beaver

they're called dental dams because they cover your beaver  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The only reason Ron Swanson is funny is because i'm a libertarian too

The only reason Ron Swanson is funny is because i'm a libertarian too  Sudden Clarity Clarence

you call someone a knucklehead because you want to give them a noogie

you call someone a knucklehead because you want to give them a noogie  Sudden Clarity Clarence

when a guy gets a boner his penis stands up just like a light switch in the on position. he is turned on.

when a guy gets a boner his penis stands up just like a light switch in the on position. he is turned on.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word "never" is a contraption of the words "not ever"

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Everything I've ever thought of is unoriginal

Everything I've ever thought of is unoriginal   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The edge of Skyrim Is the Skyrimrim

The edge of Skyrim Is the Skyrimrim  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Disney's version of Jungle book Is a pamphlet for racial segregation

Disney's version of Jungle book Is a pamphlet for racial segregation  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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