Sudden Clarity Clarence

When the king dies in chess the war is over and all the soldiers can hang out together

When the king dies in chess the war is over and all the soldiers can hang out together  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Presidents are just people with the most effective marketing campaign

Presidents are just people with the most effective marketing campaign   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Everybody Hates me

 Everybody Hates me  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There's only 60 minutes in an Hour So that the clock never says 6:66

There's only 60 minutes in an Hour So that the clock never says 6:66  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Number 2 after shower is like Eating breakfast after brushing your teeth

Number 2 after shower is like  Eating breakfast after brushing your teeth   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Kept seeing posts by the same person in a row Realizes it is not the front page

Kept seeing posts by the same person in a row Realizes it is not the front page  Sudden Clarity Clarence

He goes by "Eminem" Because his initials are "M" and "M"

He goes by

Icee makes white cherry flavor so it doesn't stain the shit out of your mouth

Icee makes white cherry flavor so it doesn't stain the shit out of your mouth  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The stock exchange is baseball card trading for adults

The stock exchange is baseball card trading for adults  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they're called dental dams because they cover your beaver

they're called dental dams because they cover your beaver  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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