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I'm now jacking off to girls younger than me

I'm now jacking off to girls younger than me  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Uses every letter in the alphabet at least once

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Uses every letter in the alphabet at least once  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Christians eat ham on Christmas and Easter Because Jews can't

Christians eat ham on Christmas and Easter Because Jews can't  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People give gift cards instead of money so you don't use it to buy drugs

People give gift cards instead of money so you don't use it to buy drugs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

City streets are more narrow Because all of the buildings and houses were built when people drove much smaller cars.

City streets are more narrow  Because all of the buildings and houses were built when people drove much smaller cars.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The men don't go on the Bachelor to find love They go on the show to have sex with all of the lonely women

The men don't go on the Bachelor to find love They go on the show to have sex with all of the lonely women   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Is about a Hitman for hire

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Is about a Hitman for hire   Sudden Clarity Clarence

If I marry a veterinarian I can have all the kittens I've ever wanted.

If I marry a veterinarian  I can have all the kittens I've ever wanted.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There are adults today that weren't even alive when the macarena came out

There are adults today that weren't even alive when the macarena came out  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Actual advice mallard Is the only animal actually giving advice

Actual advice mallard  Is the only animal actually giving advice  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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