Sudden Clarity Clarence

Playing christmas music in november is the same thing as singing happy birthday a month early

Playing christmas music in november is the same thing as singing happy birthday a month early  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reality TV Shows Are documentaries for idiots

Reality TV Shows Are documentaries for idiots  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They call it a stroller because you take it on strolls

They call it a stroller because you take it on strolls   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Professor Farnsworth IS FRY's Newphew

Professor Farnsworth IS FRY's Newphew   Sudden Clarity Clarence

egg rolls are small Chinese chimichangas

egg rolls are small Chinese chimichangas   Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called your man"hood" Because of the foreskin

It's called your man

The name "India" comes from their religion "Hindi" -a

The name

The box of tissues in my parents bedroom is for cleaning up after sex

The box of tissues in my parents bedroom is for cleaning up after sex  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The official meme for moments of clarity Is based on a guy trippin his balls off

The official meme for moments of clarity Is based on a guy trippin his balls off  Sudden Clarity Clarence

when kids tell the mall santa what they want for christmas it's so the parents can hear

when kids tell the mall santa what they want for christmas it's so the parents can hear  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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