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reddit is like letting other people surf the internet for me

reddit is like
 letting other people surf the internet for me  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Author of Forrest Gump names low I.Q. title character after Nathan Bedford Forrest So that no one will ever name their child after that racist again

Author of Forrest Gump names low I.Q. title character after Nathan Bedford Forrest So that no one will ever name their child after that racist again  Sudden Clarity Clarence

mom and dad said they sent the dog to run free on a farm so he'll have more space nope, she's dead

mom and dad said they sent the dog to run free on a farm so he'll have more space nope, she's dead  Sudden Clarity Clarence

when you smell a fart the molecules in your nose were just in someone Else's asshole

when you smell a fart 
 the molecules in your nose were just in someone Else's asshole  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My parents enforced a bedtime because they wanted me well rested and energized to do well in school

My parents enforced a bedtime because they wanted me well rested and energized to do well in school  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People often use "life is short" as an excuse to do something that makes life even shorter

People often use

You get a shitstorm When the shit hits the fan

You get a shitstorm When the shit hits the fan  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I'm really just rolling balls and digging the music

I'm really just rolling balls and digging the music  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE COUPLE ON THE RIGHT ARE MAKING OUT

I  JUST REALIZED THAT THE COUPLE ON THE RIGHT ARE MAKING OUT  Sudden Clarity Clarence

One of the best ways to get karma is to post about how unsuccessful your posts are

One of the best ways to get karma is to post about how unsuccessful your posts are  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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