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women set their single girlfriends up on dates because they don't want them stealing their boyfriends

women set their single girlfriends up on dates because they don't want them stealing their boyfriends  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Scientists who study atoms are just atoms trying to understand themselves

Scientists who study atoms are just atoms trying to understand themselves  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called Rice-a-Roni because it's rice AND noodles.

It's called Rice-a-Roni because it's rice AND noodles.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

beef sticks are just meat licorice

beef sticks are just meat licorice   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Executives make the most because they decide pay grades and bonuses

Executives make the most because they decide pay grades and bonuses  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Mr roboto Is like the best song ever

Mr roboto Is like the best song ever  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called a hard on Because the alternative is a soft off

It's called a hard on Because the alternative is a soft off  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if the face for master chief is really gordon freeman and gordon freemans voice is really master chiefs.

What if the face for master chief is really gordon freeman and gordon freemans voice is really master chiefs.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the reason dogs hump everything is because they don't have hands to masturbate with

the reason dogs hump everything is because they don't have hands to masturbate with   Sudden Clarity Clarence

orange is a halloween color because of the leaves

orange is a halloween color because of the leaves   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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