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Taylor Swift continues to date guys who screw her over So she always has material for new songs

Taylor Swift continues to date guys who screw her over So she always has material for new songs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Shrek's Prince Farquaad Is a play on fuckwad

Shrek's Prince Farquaad Is a play on fuckwad  Sudden Clarity Clarence

WAIT. ...Bob Pfaadt is chair of the history department??

WAIT. ...Bob Pfaadt is chair of the history department??  Sudden Clarity Clarence

/r/aww loves dogs more than cats now

/r/aww loves dogs more than cats now   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cheesy garlic bread is pizza without the sauce

Cheesy garlic bread is pizza without the sauce  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Parents always let thier children lick the batter because they are really fucking hard to wash

Parents always let thier children lick the batter because they are really fucking hard to wash  Sudden Clarity Clarence

if a nation's population is 1 it's both a democracy and dictatorship

if a nation's population is 1 it's both a democracy and dictatorship   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Saying "excuse me" Is just polite way to tell someone move the fuck out of the way.

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Holding my cadaver's brain Meant that knowledge was literally at my fingertips.

Holding my cadaver's brain Meant that knowledge was literally at my fingertips.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The girl who kept making steroid jokes when she saw me Was hitting on me

The girl who kept making steroid jokes when she saw me Was hitting on me  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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