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people don't think i'm funnier on facebook than reddit there's just no "dislike" button

people don't think i'm funnier on facebook than reddit there's just no

when you say 'beer can' with a British accent you're also saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent

when you say 'beer can' with a British accent you're also saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent  Sudden Clarity Clarence

pool hustlers are called sharks because they beat everyone in the pool

pool hustlers are called sharks
 because they beat everyone in the pool  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song are the same song with different lyrics

Twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song are the same song with different lyrics  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they call them Hershey's "Hugs" because the milk and white chocolate stripes are close together

they call them Hershey's

Our foreign policy is our domestic policy

Our foreign policy is our domestic policy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Humans are apes, and humans rule the planet We already live in the planet of the apes

Humans are apes,
and humans rule the planet We already live in 
the planet of the apes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

waiters in los angeles are good looking because they're actors

waiters in los angeles are good looking because they're actors   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The only thing stopping christmas ads from starting earlier IS Halloween

The only thing stopping christmas ads from starting earlier IS Halloween  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i could've been hurt if i didn't break up with her

i could've been hurt if i didn't break up with her  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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