Successful White Man

Puts his wife and kids first as the reason he hasn't made partner

Puts his wife and kids first as the reason he hasn't made partner  Successful White Man

The most important skills you need for this job is hard work, perseverance and a little shameless nepotism

The most important skills you need for this job is hard work, perseverance and a little shameless nepotism  Successful White Man

I hate stereotypes to be out of the kitchen

I hate stereotypes to be out of the kitchen  Successful White Man

now that i've earned my master's trust, she'll spank me with a toilet brush until climax

now that i've earned my master's trust, she'll spank me with a toilet brush until climax  Successful White Man

I kissed my wife goodbye Before I pushed her off a building

I kissed my wife goodbye Before I pushed her off a building  Successful White Man

I complimented the new intern on her low cut blouse and fat ass

I complimented the new intern on her low cut blouse and fat ass  Successful White Man

We Have the mother of 'Ellen' for LGBT day; all employees are required to attend to learn about diversity of sexual orientation. That'll get the homos off my back for a year

We Have the mother of 'Ellen' for LGBT day; all employees are required to attend to learn about diversity of sexual orientation. That'll get the homos off my back for a year  Successful White Man

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK MAILED WHEN I CAN BENEFIT

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK MAILED WHEN I CAN BENEFIT  Successful White Man

The War on White Men Winning it since the beginning.

The War on White Men Winning it since the beginning.   Successful White Man

Works in EEO firm Out-earns minority counterparts

Works in EEO firm Out-earns minority counterparts  Successful White Man
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