Successful Black Man

I will slap my pregnant wife together the sandwich she has been craving.

I will slap my pregnant wife together the sandwich she has been craving.  Successful Black Man

Every evening I get baked apple pie for desert

Every evening I get baked apple pie for desert  Successful Black Man

Fuck these crackers are delicious

Fuck these crackers are delicious  Successful Black Man

My big dick cheney poster is frayed

My big dick cheney poster is frayed  Successful Black Man

This is some crazy weed Whacker, I got it from Lowes.

This is some crazy weed Whacker, I got it from Lowes.  Successful Black Man

I love big black booties For my big feet to keep the scuff marks off my floor.

I love big black booties For my big feet to keep the scuff marks off my floor.  Successful Black Man

OJ didn't do it It's Emmitt Smith who holds the record for career rushing yards

OJ didn't do it It's Emmitt Smith who holds the record for career rushing yards  Successful Black Man

I've had to go to court more times than I can remember to prosecute hardened criminals and keep my community safe.

I've had to go to court more times than I can remember  to prosecute hardened criminals and keep my community safe.  Successful Black Man

I pick cotton suits for their comfort and durability

I pick cotton suits for their comfort and durability  Successful Black Man

yo man, let's smoke this We're all out of bbq sauce

yo man, let's smoke this We're all out of bbq sauce  Successful Black Man
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