Successful Black Man

Let's all get toasted foot-long subway sandwiches

Let's all get toasted
 foot-long subway sandwiches  Successful Black Man

i beat my wife in a game of scrabble last night

i beat my wife in a game of scrabble last night  Successful Black Man

I got a kilo of coke and a few ounces of marijuana as evidence in my prosecution

I got a kilo of coke and a few ounces of marijuana  as evidence in my prosecution  Successful Black Man

i will end your life long battle with credit card debt

i will end your life long battle with credit card debt  Successful Black Man

I like hardcore anal -ysis of the stock market to maximize the return of my investment portfolio.

I like hardcore anal -ysis of the stock market to maximize the return of my investment portfolio.  Successful Black Man

Master Whipped Me Into shape so I could get my black belt

Master Whipped Me Into shape so I could get my black belt  Successful Black Man

I jumped some white lady When i saw that her car battery had died

I jumped some white lady When i saw that her car battery had died  Successful Black Man

Fuck the police Aren't going to get here in time! I better make a citizen's arrest.

Fuck the police Aren't going to get here in time! I better make a citizen's arrest.  Successful Black Man

I can't swim in bowman-gray because the paint is chipping off the ceiling

I can't swim in bowman-gray because the paint is chipping off the ceiling  Successful Black Man

Let's drink a 40 year old glass of single malt scotch.

Let's drink a 40 year old glass of single malt scotch.  Successful Black Man
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