Successful Black Man

fuck the police no really, it doesn't matter how successful i am, they still pull me over all the time

fuck the police no really, it doesn't matter how successful i am, they still pull me over all the time  Successful Black Man

Going to prison to talk to my client about his guilty plea

Going to prison to talk to my client about his guilty plea  Successful Black Man

I like beating old people to the door so I can open it for them

I like beating old people to the door so I can open it for them  Successful Black Man

I just got a new bitch and she won first place at the Westminster Kennel Club's annual dog show

I just got a new bitch and she won first place at the Westminster Kennel Club's annual dog show  Successful Black Man

I have a large dick Van dyke collection at my nice home in the suburbs

I have a large dick Van dyke collection at my nice home in the suburbs  Successful Black Man

i have a fat dick tracy comic book collection at home.

i have a fat dick tracy comic book collection at home.   Successful Black Man

I brought that bitch home because adoption is the best thing you can do to an animal.

I brought that bitch home because adoption is the best thing you can do to an animal.  Successful Black Man

I broke in my neighbor's house to save him from housefire

I broke in my neighbor's house to save him from housefire  Successful Black Man

I WILL BLOW THAT GUY AWAY WHEN I RETURN HIS LAUNDRY

I WILL BLOW THAT GUY AWAY WHEN I RETURN HIS LAUNDRY  Successful Black Man

I'm gonna slam that ass -ignment on your desk tomorrow morning

I'm gonna slam that ass -ignment on your desk tomorrow morning  Successful Black Man
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