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Successful Black Man

every day i pop a cap off my toothpaste

every day i pop a cap off my toothpaste Successful Black Man
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I will smother you and your family with happiness also with a chloroformed pillow

I will smother you and your family with happiness also with a chloroformed pillow Successful Black Man
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Every girl I've had sex with got raped at some point in their life before they met me

Every girl I've had sex with got raped at some point in their life before they met me Successful Black Man
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sippin on gin and juice of the olives we brought back from Italy. They truly make a dirty martini delicious

sippin on gin and juice of the olives we brought back from Italy. They truly make a dirty martini delicious Successful Black Man
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i grabbed the old woman's purse off the counter and returned it to her before she drove away

i grabbed the old woman's purse off the counter and returned it to her before she drove away Successful Black Man
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There are too many crackers and not enough cheese to compliment this fine bottle of merlot

There are too many crackers and not enough cheese to compliment this fine bottle of merlot Successful Black Man
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That Hoe smacked me I accidentally stepped on it in our backyard vegatable garden. If you want zucchini, we've got plenty!

That Hoe smacked me I accidentally stepped on it in our backyard vegatable garden. If you want zucchini, we've got plenty! Successful Black Man
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I left my wife and kids alone while i go on a business trip. I hope they're okay

I left my wife and kids alone while i go on a business trip. I hope they're okay Successful Black Man
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? You shouldn't carry mirrors in your pocket, they may shatter and damage you

Is that a mirror in your pocket? You shouldn't carry mirrors in your pocket, they may shatter and damage you Successful Black Man
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I just lit up the grill for our weekend barbeque.

I just lit up the grill for our weekend barbeque. Successful Black Man
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