Successful Black Man

Grape soda is delicious but is high in corn syrup and sugar

Grape soda is delicious  but is high in corn syrup and sugar  Successful Black Man

i am going to take your money and transfer it to a more secure bank account

i am going to take your money and transfer it to a more secure bank account  Successful Black Man

Nigga we got guns 'n Roses' Slash to perform at the business meeting this weekend

Nigga we got guns 'n Roses' Slash to perform at the business meeting this weekend  Successful Black Man

flossing in my khaki suit completely forgot to when i got out of the shower

flossing in my khaki suit completely forgot to when i got out of the shower  Successful Black Man

i got into harvard because of affirmative action that i took throughout high school, like working hard to get straight A's, regularly volunteering at a homeless shelter, and getting elected class president.

i got into harvard because of affirmative action that i took throughout high school, like working hard to get straight A's, regularly volunteering at a homeless shelter, and getting elected class president.  Successful Black Man

I beat up my wife some eggs for breakfast

I beat up my wife some eggs for breakfast  Successful Black Man

GIMME A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE because i have a coupon

GIMME A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE because i have a coupon  Successful Black Man

I'm going to beat someone in a online game of chess.

I'm going to beat someone in a online game of chess.  Successful Black Man

Raise the Roof Not raising the debt ceiling would be fiscally irresponsible

Raise the Roof Not raising the debt ceiling would be fiscally irresponsible  Successful Black Man

"split your whig party nomination with a respected politician" was the advice of my campaign manager.

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