Successful Black Man

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job  Successful Black Man

When I was in college i broke the law school record for highest grade ever received on the bar exam

When I was in college i broke the law school record for highest grade ever received on the bar exam  Successful Black Man

Keep it G rated, There are little kids here.

Keep it G rated, There are little kids here.  Successful Black Man

You got any coke cans that you want me to recycle for you?

You got any coke cans that you want me to recycle for you?  Successful Black Man

I watched a murder of crows fly over my pool

I watched a murder of crows fly over my pool  Successful Black Man

I'd tap that you overpowered your last few putts. take it easy in the short game, that's my advice.

I'd tap that you overpowered your last few putts.
take it easy in the short game,
that's my advice.  Successful Black Man

as soon as i get out of jail I'm putting a hotel on boardwalk

as soon as i get out of jail I'm putting a hotel on boardwalk  Successful Black Man

She was on her knees begging for mercy So i knelt at the altar to join her in prayer

She was on her knees begging for mercy So i knelt at the altar to join her in prayer  Successful Black Man

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol  Successful Black Man

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family  Successful Black Man
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