Successful Black Man

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home  Successful Black Man

Snitches get You a hundred and fifty points in Quidditch.

Snitches get You a hundred and fifty points in Quidditch.  Successful Black Man

Time to make a joint bank account with my wife

Time to make a joint bank account with my wife  Successful Black Man

Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains

Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains  Successful Black Man

I need a blunt way of saying things, I'm told I can be a bit verbose

I need a blunt way of saying things, I'm told I can be a bit verbose  Successful Black Man

I used to crack skulls all the time but with the newer archaeology techniques available, we now make fewer mistakes

I used to crack skulls all the time but with the newer archaeology techniques available, we now make fewer mistakes  Successful Black Man

Pass me that roach spray please, there's one on the 3rd floor of the guest house and we're having company tonight.

Pass me that roach spray please, there's one on the 3rd floor of the guest house and we're having company tonight.  Successful Black Man

I love listening to classical music while I rape women.

I love listening to classical music while I rape women.  Successful Black Man

I'm a gangster movie aficionado, especially the films of Martin Scorsese and Samuel Fuller

I'm a gangster movie aficionado, especially the films of Martin Scorsese and Samuel Fuller  Successful Black Man

I jumped a guy He accidentally left his headlights on and his battery went dead

I jumped a guy He accidentally left his headlights on and his battery went dead  Successful Black Man
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