Successful Black Man

I jacked that womans car up to help her change the tire

I jacked that womans car up to help her change the tire  Successful Black Man

I saw a man eating chicken. So I kicked his ass, ate the chicken and stole his suit.

I saw a man eating chicken. So I kicked his ass, ate the chicken and stole his suit.  Successful Black Man

I never pull out of my driveway before looking both ways.

I never pull out of my driveway before looking both ways.   Successful Black Man

Give me your money for the office fantasy league

Give me your money for the office fantasy league  Successful Black Man

your mom showed me her pussy last night cats are so silly

 your mom showed me her pussy last night  cats are so silly  Successful Black Man

i love weed whacking my handicapped neighbors lawn

i love weed whacking my handicapped neighbors lawn  Successful Black Man

i didn't know my father had several long-term CDs in my name until i graduated from harvard

i didn't know my father had several long-term CDs in my name until i graduated from harvard  Successful Black Man

I don't support my kids. when they make poor choices.

I don't support my kids. when they make poor choices.  Successful Black Man

I'll knock you out of the park with this presentation at the meeting

I'll knock you out of the park with this presentation at the meeting  Successful Black Man

I am going to shoot you a text message when i get home from work

I am going to shoot you a text message when i get home from work  Successful Black Man
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