Successful Black Man

I love to beat women to the door so I can hold it open for them

I love to beat women to the door so I can hold it open for them  Successful Black Man

EVERY MORNING I SMACK MY WIFE ON THE LIPS BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK

EVERY MORNING I SMACK MY WIFE ON THE LIPS BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK  Successful Black Man

the lapd beat me to the accident site, where they helped the victims out of their vehicles so i could perform cpr

the lapd beat me to the accident site, where they helped the victims out of their vehicles so i could perform cpr  Successful Black Man

I'm Riding Dirty Laundry to the cleaners so my suit looks nice a the meeting

I'm Riding Dirty Laundry to the cleaners so my suit looks nice a the meeting  Successful Black Man

I can't read my son's handwriting, so tomorrow I will have to teach him how to write legibly

I can't read my son's handwriting, so tomorrow I will have to teach him how to write legibly  Successful Black Man

Was told to go to the mining fields So he can make profit and build a base.

Was told to go to the mining fields So he can make profit and build a base.  Successful Black Man

I need to shoot up the corporate ladder

I need to shoot up the corporate ladder  Successful Black Man

started from the bottom, now we're here look at that view! this is why i love mountain climbing

started from the bottom, now we're here look at that view! this is why i love mountain climbing  Successful Black Man

Ive never seen my dad Without bringing him gifts

Ive never seen my dad Without bringing him gifts  Successful Black Man

Pass the weed Remover over here, there's more

Pass the weed Remover over here,  there's more  Successful Black Man
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