Success Kid

Walked up to my car in the parking lot The space in front of me was empty

Walked up to my car in the parking lot The space in front of me was empty  Success Kid

Plays fantasy football this week's matchup is nick krywucki

Plays fantasy football this week's matchup is nick krywucki  Success Kid

went to the doctor their scale was five points off in my favor

went to the doctor their scale was five points off in my favor  Success Kid

took a girl home from kindy jammed it in the stink

took a girl home from kindy jammed it in the stink  Success Kid

KILLING LUIOS (: by stewy griffin

KILLING LUIOS (: by stewy griffin   Success Kid

Girl Stood Me UP ON Birthday Gets Kicked Out Of School a few days later

Girl Stood Me UP ON Birthday Gets Kicked Out Of School a few days later  Success Kid

Accidentally tells my friend I'm a brony Turns out he's a brony too

Accidentally tells my friend I'm a brony  Turns out he's a brony too  Success Kid

Been married for six years Still gets tons of BJ's

Been married for six years Still gets tons of BJ's  Success Kid

Waited for windows to "attempt repairs" Actually fucking worked!

Waited for windows to

saved pretty girl from getting hit by a car turned out to be the mayors daughter

saved pretty girl from getting hit by a car turned out to be the mayors daughter  Success Kid
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