Success Kid

Finds girlfriend on xbox 360 Tells her get into the kitchen and make a sandwich!

Finds girlfriend on xbox 360 Tells her get into the kitchen and make a sandwich!   Success Kid

Girlfriend said we weren't having sex Got a blowjob

Girlfriend said we weren't having sex Got a blowjob  Success Kid

want orange juice for breakfast didn't just brush my teeth

want orange juice for breakfast didn't just brush my teeth  Success Kid

accidentially broke moms BF car charger while going to HOME DEPOT fixed it before we got there

accidentially broke moms BF car charger while going to HOME DEPOT  fixed it before we got there  Success Kid

when lacrosse is on ESPN

when lacrosse is on ESPN  Success Kid

BITCH IM 5 I DONT WANNA GO TO THE PUNK ASS SCHOOL OF URS

BITCH IM 5 I DONT WANNA GO TO THE PUNK ASS SCHOOL OF URS  Success Kid

uic student Goes to Lincoln Park Zoo to hangout by himself. Gets a smokin' hot girl's phone number at depaul university.

uic student Goes to Lincoln Park Zoo to hangout by himself. Gets a smokin' hot girl's phone number at depaul university.  Success Kid

you probably read the bottom line but whatever, a soccess story I had, one time on a monday when all of a sudden a drunk driver is rushing through the city, then a sinkhole opens up out of nowhere, then, because it is windy, window cleaners were being flu

you probably read the bottom line but whatever, a soccess story I had, one time on a monday when all of a sudden a drunk driver is rushing through the city, then a sinkhole opens up out of nowhere, then, because it is windy, window cleaners were being flu  Success Kid

Left Cake in the office lounge Still there

Left Cake in the office lounge Still there  Success Kid

Didn't know that I wasn't home alone while masturbating Still didn't get caught

Didn't know that I wasn't home alone while masturbating Still didn't get caught  Success Kid
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