Success Kid

4 pairs of socks go into the dryer 4 pairs of socks come out

4 pairs of socks go into the dryer 4 pairs of socks come out  Success Kid

Wake up next to girl you had drunk sex with Still hot

Wake up next to girl you had drunk sex with Still hot  Success Kid

made her cum so hard she fell asleep immediately

made her cum so hard she fell asleep immediately  Success Kid

had sex with girlfriend last night Neighbors complained about the Noise this morning

had sex with girlfriend last night Neighbors complained about the Noise this morning  Success Kid

Did my first round of radiation Didn't throw up

Did my first round of radiation Didn't throw up  Success Kid

came out to parents about being athiest said they never expected their son to be stupid enough to be anything else

came out to parents about being athiest said they never expected their son to be stupid enough to be anything else  Success Kid

No cigarettes for two years

No cigarettes for two years  Success Kid

Went to company Xmas party at a [5] & introduced myself to CEO Got a $2 pay raise and bonus check.

Went to company Xmas party at a [5] & introduced myself to CEO Got a $2 pay raise and bonus check.  Success Kid

Hasn't seen two girls one cup

Hasn't seen  two girls one cup  Success Kid

Boss walks by says he upvoted that post too

Boss walks by says he upvoted that post too  Success Kid
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