Success Kid

cold calling all day took a listing

cold calling all day took a listing  Success Kid

So i said, " listen here teacher lady the only education i need is U, s , and a"

So i said,

Wanted to watch Fight Club but not on netflix Found pirated copy already on hard drive

Wanted to watch Fight Club but not on netflix Found pirated copy already on hard drive  Success Kid

Fly past a speed trap Cop facing the other way

Fly past a speed trap Cop facing the other way  Success Kid

Have to take a massive dump No pubes on toilet seat

Have to take a massive dump No pubes on toilet seat  Success Kid

forgot to set my alarm to 9:30 woke up from text at 9:23

forgot to set my alarm to 9:30  woke up from text at 9:23  Success Kid

visit u of a, go to pikapp meet jimmy tatro

visit u of a, go to pikapp meet jimmy tatro  Success Kid

r/sex video on making girls squirt used it to make Girlfriend squirt

r/sex video on making girls squirt used it to make Girlfriend squirt  Success Kid

clicked relevant comic link wasnt xkcd

clicked relevant comic link wasnt xkcd  Success Kid

Met Klaatu's mom defecated in her mouth

Met Klaatu's mom defecated in her mouth  Success Kid
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