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Forget to eat before 7hrs of straight class Lab turns into salmon tasting buffet, consisting of breads, cream cheese and 4 different types of salmon.

Forget to eat before 7hrs of straight class Lab turns into salmon tasting buffet, consisting of breads, cream cheese and 4 different types of salmon.  Success Kid

Sees girlfriend once a month she always wants sex

Sees girlfriend once a month she always wants sex  Success Kid

Breaks wanking hand ambidextrous

Breaks wanking hand ambidextrous  Success Kid

thinks of funny joke saw on tv same episode comes on later that day

thinks of funny joke saw on tv same episode comes on later that day  Success Kid

Paid off all my credit cards Still go to my online accounts just to see the zero balances

Paid off all my credit cards Still go to my online accounts just to see the zero balances  Success Kid

Is only 14 has no angst

Is only 14 has no angst   Success Kid

suffers from depression, has to take medication. Side effects decrease alcohol tolerance.

suffers from depression, has to take medication. Side effects decrease alcohol tolerance.  Success Kid

DUDE, WHY DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF A MASSIVE DICK ON YOUR PHONE MINE

DUDE, WHY DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF A MASSIVE DICK ON YOUR PHONE MINE  Success Kid

Girlfriend asks me to join her in the tub Find out later that evening it's because she wants me nice and clean before she gives me a blowjob

Girlfriend asks me to join her in the tub Find out later that evening it's because she wants me nice and clean before she gives me a blowjob  Success Kid

Went to a wedding against my will String quartet plays full mario bros theme

Went to a wedding against my will String quartet plays full mario bros theme  Success Kid
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