Success Kid

Have to poop in public bathroom Janitor just cleaned it

Have to poop in public bathroom Janitor just cleaned it  Success Kid

"Fuck off jesus, this is serious business.

Work on 4/20 Last shift of a shitty job

Work on 4/20 Last shift of a shitty job  Success Kid

Left my coffee in my car at 7am Still warm when i got off work at 4pm

Left my coffee in my car at 7am Still warm when i got off work at 4pm  Success Kid

Wife had pink eye all of last week Didn't catch it

Wife had pink eye all of last week Didn't catch it  Success Kid

YES! Hadoop came back after restart without manual intervention!

YES! Hadoop came back after restart without manual intervention!  Success Kid

No job, no friends, no money, no girlfriend, no apartment Just got my first link karma on a "90's problems" meme

No job, no friends, no money, no girlfriend, no apartment Just got my first link karma on a

finally gets a post on front page girlfriend has sex with him to celebrate

finally gets a post on front  page girlfriend has sex with him to celebrate  Success Kid

Wife makes me eat vegetables "Don't worry, they'll count as blow job tokens"

Wife makes me eat vegetables

Walked past Girl Scouts selling cookies didn't buy any

Walked past Girl Scouts selling cookies didn't buy any  Success Kid
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